Three hundred years on the job, and they still make me do the morning shift. The least I can do is keep you informed about what's happening across this godforsaken galaxy.
Your personalized cosmic weather report, delivered via iMessage. It's free, it's informative, and it might just save your life.
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Everything you need to navigate your day in the cosmos
Conditions from Everest summit to the hottest and coldest spots on the planet. Death Valley, Vostok Station, and everywhere extreme.
Wave heights from Drake Passage and Nazare, plus iceberg risk at the Titanic site. For sailors and surfers with a death wish.
Solar flares, coronal mass ejections, and geomagnetic storms. Know when to reschedule that EVA or expect aurora.
Tracking asteroids that swing by your neighborhood. Distance in lunar units. Most are harmless. Probably.
Active showers and what's coming next. Never miss the Perseids, Geminids, or that obscure shower only visible from Europa.
Featured worlds from across the galaxy. New discoveries from Terran telescopes. Some might be habitable. Emphasis on 'might'.
Live conditions from the red planet. Sol date, high and low temps. For future colonists and current dreamers.
Upcoming perihelion approaches and visibility forecasts. Get alerts when icy visitors swing by the inner solar system.
One completely real but utterly ridiculous weather phenomenon from somewhere in the galaxy. Iron rain, diamond hail, and worse.
"Every absurd forecast is based on actual scientific observations. The galaxy is stranger than fiction. Trust me, I've been watching it for centuries."
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