Three hundred years on the job, and they still make me do the morning shift. The least I can do is keep you informed about what's happening across this godforsaken galaxy.
Get your personalized cosmic weather report every morning. It's free, it's informative, and it might just save your life. No pressure.
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Everything you need to navigate your day in the cosmos
Daily updates on solar flares, coronal mass ejections, and sunspot activity. Know when to reschedule that EVA.
Tracking asteroids and comets that swing by your neighborhood. Most are harmless. Probably.
Never miss the Perseids, Geminids, or that obscure shower only visible from the dark side of Europa.
New worlds discovered by Terran telescopes. Some might even be habitable. Emphasis on 'might'.
Weather for your coordinates, delivered in the sardonic style of someone who's been forecasting for 300 years.
One completely real but utterly ridiculous weather phenomenon from somewhere in the galaxy. Educational despair included.
"Every absurd forecast is based on actual scientific observations. The galaxy is stranger than fiction. Trust me, I've been watching it for centuries."
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